It's no ploy, it's no gimmick, it's the chance of a lifetime to see something that's never been seen by mere mortals

[Except you, and maybe you]

Holy crap, it's real.

I hope Chicago's big enough.

Overheard during an unbearably long Cubs game

Len: We could pull up some Pavement, from the mid-90's.

Bob: Ya know...pave paradise and put up a parking lot.

Len: ...yeah...Big Yellow Taxi...